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Get schooled on the Fresh Meat class of 2014

Posted: November 21, 2014 by burningriverrollergirls in Black & Blue, Fresh Meat, General
The Freshie class of 2014. Photo Courtesy of Victoria Standbridge

The Freshie class of 2014. Photo Courtesy of Victoria Standbridge

Ridin’ Nerdy here, one of the newest members of the Burning River Roller Girls Fresh Meat class of 2014, to introduce the rest of the recruits you will see this weekend at Black & Blue 9!

The Burning River Roller Girls added 10 new skaters to the league this season.

We are: PF Scarrie, a founding member of the Burning River Roller Girls who skated with the league from seasons one through five. After taking a few years off she has returned this season as “refreshed” meat. Her knowledge and experience are valuable assets to our gang of “freshies,” and we are very lucky to have her.

Chinese Takeout, a transfer skater who skated with the State College Area Rollers for about a year before relocating to Cleveland joining Burning River.

The rest of us are true rookies: Mexicali Mayhem, GhostGrace Killah, Vigilannie, Valerian Steel, Jessica Rabbid, Acid Raine, Roth of Khan, and myself, Ridin’ Nerdy.

We are all beyond excited and grateful to be the newest members of this amazing league of skaters. Being members of this league has already given us so many things: the feeling of empowerment, determination, and the opportunity to showcase our abilities as athletes.

With the help, support, and motivation from each other and our veteran sisters we ARE going to see what we can do in this sport this season.

Come witness our debut in the derby world by attending Black & Blue 9, the league’s annual charity bout, on Saturday Nov. 22. The doors will open at 5:30 pm, and the bout will start at 6:30. This year a portion of every ticket will go to LGBT Center of Greater Cleveland.

The fresh meat skaters will be participating in the full-contact musical chairs half time show. This is our initiation, a tradition of BRRG, and a highly anticipated event you do not want to miss!

The same basic rules of regular musical chairs apply, except we will be taking it to the extreme. It will be fast-paced, aggressive (possibly violent), exciting, and on skates!

Oh, and any form of defense or attack is permitted! That’s right, there are no rules here! While we rookies are friends and comrades during practice and outside the rink, in this event we will be battling each other in a no holds barred fight to victory! Scope out the video from last year’s event to see what we mean.

Who will be the skater to secure the final chair? You will have to attend to find out!

Buy your tickets here and be sure to get there early to make sure you get close to the action!

~Nerdy

This could be you … but you’ll never know unless you try.

You’ve thought about joining roller derby. You’ve thought of going to a bootcamp or a tryout for the Burning River Roller Girls.

But you talked yourself out of it.

You’re not athletic enough, you say. Not strong enough. Fast enough. Young enough. Old enough. You don’t have the right look. You have kids. You’re a single mom. You’re in school. You’re not alt or edgy enough. You don’t like tattoos. You’re too skinny. You’re too big. You’re too short. Too tall. You live too far away. You have health problems. You work two jobs. You’re never going to be as good as so-and-so.

You’re scared.

We get it. But don’t let that stop you.

The Burning River Roller Girls is hosting it’s 4th boot camp Sunday, June 2, leading up to tryouts this summer. Click here for all the details.

Here’s what we require for you to participate:

1. Are you a woman 18 years of age or older?
2. Do you have the required gear or can you borrow it?
3. Do you have basic skating skills?
4. Do you have a passion to learn roller derby and work hard at it?

Yes? That’s all we need from you. Forget everything else. We have women in our league or know women who play derby elsewhere who are JUST LIKE YOU. If you have the drive to make this work, we can help you. We can put you in touch with women who understand your situation, and who can share how she has overcome those obstacles, too.

Of course derby isn’t for everyone. But our bootcamps are an excellent way to find out if this is a good fit for you and your lifestyle and an opportunity to start connecting with women who understand the challenges of balancing a life and doing something you love.

Can’t make it June 2? Still scared? Please get on our recruiting email list. Our Recruiting Director Soul Eater is a wealth of information about what to expect and how to prepare to be a derby player. Email her at recruiting@burningriverrollergirls.com.

Still not convinced? Come to our bout on Saturday night!  Get your tickets here!  See what it’s all about!

Bad A** Boot Camp #3! This time it’s NEON!

Posted: May 14, 2013 by burningriverrollergirls in BRRG News, Fresh Meat, General
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neonskates copyWho wants to be a Burning River Roller Girl? Well, EVERYONE!!! So we’ll be holding boot camps led by BRRG coaches to teach skaters everything they need to know to pass tryouts this August. Boot camp #3 is NEXT WEEK – Wednesday May 22 from 8:45 PM to 11 PM!

Super Special bonus!!  Come at 7 to watch the Burning River Roller Girls have their league Neon Vs. White scrimmage!!!

**If you plan to attend, please RSVP on this event page and/or by emailing recruiting at recruiting@burningriverrollergirls.com**

Requirements: – You must own or make your own arrangements to borrow gear from someone you know: quad skates, knee pads, elbow pads, wrist guards, helmet, and mouth guard

– $10 cash or check for the boot camp fee

– You must be 18 years of age and older (bring state ID or driver’s license)

– You must have health insurance (bring proof of insurance)

– You must have very basic skating competency (be able to skate safely without holding onto a wall or another person)

To become a Burning River Roller Girl you must pass a minimum number of skills.  At these boot camps, coaches will instruct the participating skaters how to perform the skills necessary. These skills are listed under the bold headings “Basic Skating Skills,” “Balance/Agility,” and “Skating With Others” on this checklist: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xrhBfAv7CpvS85aBckdIUKOxIIOM6DBdq-TzYUhY2QI/

Bootcamp #3 will be Wednesday May 22!

Please RSVP on this facebook event page if you plan to attend:

https://www.facebook.com/events/283244088477950/

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It’s almost here.  Black & Blue 7 is a mere 3 days away!  And that means we are 3 days closer to Full Contact Musical Chairs halftime show!  I caught up with …oohSHINEE! recently to ask her a few questions about her victory.
Katniss Evermean: Did you get any pointers from other skaters before going into musical chairs?
…oooh SHINEE!: I Remember watching prior years on YouTube and I’m sure I asked advice but I don’t remember what I was told. Once I went out there, everything escapes your head and you just go for it.

KE: Are there any strategies you would recommend to the freshies skating this weekend?

oS: I would suggest getting a pair of receiver gloves to help with grip on chairs. And if you make it through the rounds and down to 3 or 4 skaters, go for the skaters first then the chair.

KE: How did you calm your pre-musical chairs jitters?
oS: I am the most nervous person, i never calmed them. I was so nervous up until we started but once the music started I forgot my nerves and just tried to win.
KE: How did you feel in those last moments before you were declared the winner?
oS: Tired!  Didn’t realize how much it would take out of me. I was so excited once I won, but so tired that the next thing I knew, I was on the ground because of the dog pile from my fellow new recruits!
KE: Any injuries from musical chairs?

oS: Bruising, bruising, and more bruising.  The next day my inner thighs looked like they were beat with a bat. I think a lot of the girls had the same marks from trying to clench the chairs.

KE: The Class of 2011 Fresh Meat  were a pretty close group. Did you have any qualms about destroying them to win the sash, tiara and scepter?

oS: Last year it was said multiple times that musical chairs was the most entertaining and most aggressive since they started doing the halftime show. The 2011 Fresh Meat were and still are a close group of girls that respect each other, but on that night there were agreements that we were going to go all out and not hold back. There was one moment when Hallie Tosis had her legs wrapped around me and  she was kicking my arm saying let go as I continuously said “I Loves You.” Even though we beat up on each other we still all had fun and didn’t hold any grudges. We all went out to the after party and had drinks together.

…oooh SHINEE! was drafted to the Rolling Pin-Ups and also plays for the Burning River All-Stars.  She was voted Rookie of the Year for the Pin-Ups, All-Stars, and the league.  Come and see her crown a new Musical Chairs Champion this Saturday, December 1 at the  Ohio Nets Sports Complex 12665 Corporate Drive, Parma, OH 44130.  Doors open at 6 p.m. / Bout begins at 7 p.m.  There’s still time to purchase your tickets in advance for $12 at Brown Paper Tickets or at the door for $15.  Hope to see you there!

The skaters of the Burning River Roller Girls, Cleveland’s premier
flat track roller derby league, love two things: roller derby and the
city of Cleveland. That’s why this group of exceptional athletes is
proud to present Black & Blue 7, the league’s seventh annual charity
bout, which combines hard-hitting roller derby action with an
opportunity to give back to our city.

The event will take place Saturday, Dec. 1 at the Ohio Nets Sports
Complex in Parma.  The actions starts at 7:00 p.m.

This year, the league will be donating a portion of every ticket sale
to Beech Brook, a Northeast Ohio agency designed to provide
prevention, intervention and treatment programs for some of the area’s
most vulnerable children, teens and families. For more than 160 years,
Beech Brook has been providing services ranging from mentoring and
counseling to fostering and adoption.

All of the teams of the Burning River Roller Girls will regroup into
Team Black and Team Blue for one of the most exciting roller derby
events of the year. Fans can win the right to captain the teams via a
special eBay auction, in which proceeds will be donated to Beech
Brook. Captains will be able to draft their favorite skaters, attend
practices and share in the excitement and glory of game day, all while
helping a great cause.  Links to our auction will be updated at 8:00 p.m. Be sure to check our Facebook page!

But the highlight of night will be the halftime show, in which the new
recruits of the Burning River Roller Girls will engage in a battle of
full-contact musical chairs—on skates! This aggressive event keeps
fans talking all year long and acts as a rite of passage to the newest
members of the league.

Tickets
Adult advance: $12
Adult day-of: $15
Kids: Ages 6-12 are $8; 5 and younger, FREE
Groups (20+): $10
VIP (Includes free parking and two beers): $18
Tickets can be purchased at the door or in advance at
Brown Paper Tickets

Venue information
Doors open at 6 p.m. / Bout begins at 7 p.m.
Ohio Nets Sports Complex
12665 Corporate Drive, Parma, OH 44130

For more information:
Website:        www.BurningRiverRollerGirls.com
Facebook:       www.facebook.com/BurningRiverRollerGirls
Twitter:        www.twitter.com/#!/BurningRiver
BRRG Blog:      www.burningriverrollergirls.wordpress.com

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Burning River Roller Girls Season 6 officially came to an end over the weekend as we celebrated our league members with an amazing awards banquet.  Below you will find a list of winners – we’re so proud!  We couldn’t fit all of the photos into the post, so here’s just a taste.  Thank you to our very own Buddha (Victoria Stanbridge)  for taking the photos.  You can see more of her professional work here.  

Can’t wait to start Season 7!  We will have more details in the next few weeks, so please stay tuned!

League Awards

League MVP – The Killustrator

Best Jammer – Premo Donna
Best Blocker – Finnish-HER
Rookie of the Year – …oooh Shinee!
Most Improved – Mary Kaos
Derby Queen – Amstel Standin’
Most Intimidating – Morbid Cherub
Joan Weston Leadership Award: TIE!!!!  Eva Lucien & Mosh Spice
Most Dedicated Ref – David Feck’em
Most Dedicated NSO – Travis Sickle
CoCo Sparx Best Butt Award – West Nel Virus
Rockin Rack – Beatrix Wicked
Gorgeous Gams – Rainbow Fright
AllStars
MVP – The Killustrator
Best Jammer – The Killustrator
Best Blocker – Finnish-HER
Most Improved – Premo Donna
Rookie of the Year – oooh Shinee!
HazMat
MVP – Professor Booty
Best Jammer – Marion Razorwound
Best Blocker – Decibelle
Rookie of the Year- Mandy Maggots
Most Improved – Beatrix Wicked
Pyromaniacs
Jammer – Tuety Turmoil
MVP – 3 way tie: Dirty Rotten Oar, Social Batterfly, Hellz Kellz
Best Blocker – Pathojane
Most Improved – Hellz Kellz
Hellbombers
MVP – Professor Booty
Best Jammer – Marion Razorwound
Best Blocker – TIE – Morbid Cherub & Ivanna Destroya
Rookie of the Year – Action Jackson
Most Improved – Mary Kaos
Rolling PinUps
MVP – Punkd Pixie
Best Jammer – Punkd Pixie
Best Blocker – Rae Gunn
Rookie of the Year – oooh Shinee
Most Improved – Mandy Maggots
Steamers
MVP – The Killustrator
Best Jammer – Maulibu Barbie
Best Blocker – Rainbow Fright
Rookie of the Year – Knock Off Hanbag
Most Improved – Knock Off Hanbag
Hard Knockers
MVP – Bad Mooney Rising
Best Jammer – Premo Donna
Best Blocker – Finnish-HER
Rookie of the Year – Scarlet Go Dancin
Most Improved – Thrash-her

Bootcamp 2: Train to be a roller girl!

Posted: May 15, 2012 by burningriverrollergirls in Fresh Meat
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It’s a little less than a week until our second bootcamp to help prepare our next class of the Burning River Roller Girls.

Even if you did not make the first bootcamp, you are more than welcome to attend this Sunday for the second installment. And if you were at the first bootcamp, this one will cover some new material, so make sure you join us again. You will be taught skills that you will need to know for our July 1 league tryouts.

As always, if you have any interest in joining the Burning River Roller Girls, whether now or in the future, contact our recruiting director, Soul Eater, at recruiting@burningriverrollergirls.com so she can answer any of your questions and keep you updated on all the latest information about training to become a roller girl!

BOOTCAMP 2

Sunday, May 20, 7:45 p.m. to 10 p.m.
(Be geared up and ready to go at 8 p.m.)
Brunswick Skate Station, 1261 Industrial Pkwy N # 4  Brunswick, OH 44212

DETAILS

Cost will be $10 for each session. You must bring a driver’s license or state ID with you.

Gear Required

Skaters must either purchase or make their own arrangements to borrow gear and skates. The usual brown rental rink skates will be available, but it’s highly recommended to have your own skates or borrow regular derby skates as they are quite a bit different. For more details on required gear, recommended brands, and locations to purchase gear, visit our website.

  • Quad skates
  • Hockey/Skateboard/Bicycle helmet
  • Knee pads
  • Elbow pads
  • Wrist guards
  • Mouth guard

At these bootcamps some of our coaches will demonstrate and have skaters practice the skills that will be tested during tryouts to become a Burning River Roller Girl.

Basic skating competency is required (if you still hold on to a wall while skating, this isn’t for you). This is NOT a skating lesson, and the skills demonstrated and practiced will be difficult to complete if attendees are unable to skate.

Our third and final bootcamp is also right around the corner, so mark your calendars and get your gear ready!

BOOTCAMP 3

Wednesday, June 13, 7:15 p.m. to 9:30 p.m.
(Be geared up and ready to go at 7:30 p.m.)
Pla-Mor Skating Rink in Euclid, 22466 Shore Center Drive, Cleveland, OH

Just like you

Posted: April 20, 2012 by burningriverrollergirls in BRRG News, Fresh Meat

The Burning River Roller Girls is a diverse group of women who love roller derby. We are composed of a variety of ages (current ages range from early 20s to 50s and 60s!), incomes, and family backgrounds. Some of us are stay-at-home-moms, working full-time jobs, two jobs, or attending school full time.

Some of us have been roller skating all our lives, while others only knew the basics before they began training. Some have always been involved in team sports, while for others, this was their first foray into athletics.

Here are a few insights from some of  our first-year skaters who have been through our bootcamps, just like the one we are hosting this Sunday, April 22. We encourage anyone who fits our basic requirements to join us and begin the groundwork for preparing to tryout for the Burning River Roller Girls. Click here for all the details on this and future bootcamps, leading up to tryouts this summer.

And as always, if you are interested in ever becoming a Burning River Roller Girl now or down the line, you need to get on our recruiting email list for the latest updates and tips: recruiting@burningriverrollergirls.com

Cat-A-Bolt

Cat-A-Bolt

Age: 33

Personal life: Married, one child age 13
Works full time with some overtime, about 45 hours per week and considering adding more

Do you have an athletic background? I have always played some type of sport: basketball, fast-pitch softball.

Why did you join roller derby? Buddha [Buddhalicious formerly of the Cleveland Steamers] handed me a bout card. I went and volunteered during the 2010 season and was hooked after that. I did wRECk [a recreational roller derby organization] in June of 2010 for a full year. I was still in school at the time and couldn’t have handled the committment [of joining the league at the time].

Were you nervous about the bootcamps? Yes.  I’m still nervous every time I go to practice. 🙂

Any other advice? Just don’t be scared of the committment. It’s no different than going to the gym a few nights a week. Practices are often at night after the kids are in bed.
It gives you an outlet … a release.

Cat-A-Bolt also spoke about the support the league gives you to help you improve your skills: We want to see you succeed. Don’t sell yourself short … anyone can do this.
Derby has changed my life for the better.

Action Jackson (right) with her teammate, Your Royal Majesty.

Action Jackson

Age: 36

Personal life: Married, four kids all teenagers 19,18,16,14
Works full time during the week, sometimes 10- to 12-hour days.

What made you join derby? I love to roller skate and I needed a sport that would allow me to let some aggression out.

Were you scared about the bootcamps?Yes. I didn’t know what I was getting into as far as how advanced some skaters would be in skills and how I would compare.
 
Did the bootcamps make you feel prepared for tryouts? Definitely. The bootcamps cover all the skills you will need.
 
What did you do on your own to prepare? P90X three times a week, bumped up the cardio and even then I wasn’t prepared as to how strenuous this sport is on your body.
 
How do you balance a family/work life and derby life schedule? It’s a struggle sometimes. You have to be able to commit two to three evenings a week to this sport. If you have children you need to have a strong support system to help manage home responsibilities. One of my biggest struggles is my job, my job responsibilities don’t always end on time and I often have to rush to practice or miss and then have to make it up on another date.
 
 Anything else you want to share to encourage our Potential Fresh Meat [nickname for our new recruits]? Do it, try hard, don’t give up and make sure you are having fun with the sport!
 

...oooh SHINEE!

…oooh SHINEE!

Age: 28
Personal life: Works full time, about 40 hours a week

What made you join derby? I was taken to my first bout March of 2011 and thought to myself, “Hey, I can do that.” I wasn’t sure if I really wanted to, but still wanted to check it out.

I attended one of the recruiting events where you are able to watch and got my name on the email list. I continued to question if I could do it and stay committed.

More and more emails from the recruiting director, Soul Eater, came in to my inbox. To be honest preparing for derby seemed like a lot, especially since I hadn’t participated in a sport in 10 years.

One day it clicked; I decided I wanted to skate. I went out bought skates and told myself if I’m going to do this I’m going to do it right.

What did you do on your own to prepare? I had about five months until tryouts. Soul Eater provided many helpful tools to prepare for tryouts in the fall. Potential Fresh Meat were provided with links to articles about derby, links to the rules, notifications about derby bouts to watch, workout ideas, contact information for Potential Fresh Meat and vets willing to meet up, information on the wRECk league and details on the multiple bootcamps that were set up.

In my situation I currently work a 40-hour week, and at the time of my decision to tryout out for derby, I was smoking a pack a day and eating fast food multiple times a week.

If I was going to do this it was time to change.

I took the initiative to take everything provided to me and make it work for me. I used the contact information to set up meetings for myself and other PFMs to meet up with vets on the league. I attended as many open skates as I could and joined the wRECk league. I began studying the rules of derby and watching as much as I could. I then set up to meet with Soul Eater to ask questions about the rules, strategy and working out.

Were you scared about the bootcamps? I was slightly nervous about bootcamps, but I was also excited to learn from the individuals I was watching compete throughout the season. I was ready to take in everything that I could. It took a lot of hard work.

We were asked to do things that were outside of our skating comfort zones, but one of the best things is that everyone was very supportive. These are ladies that love the sport and want to be part of an ever-growing league.

Even though these ladies are supportive, they will not spoon feed you information nor make you a great skater. Only you can determine your fate as a skater on the league.

You need to make the initiative. You need to put in the hard work. You get what you put into it.

The Killustrator flies around the track.

Do you love to skate? Have you ever watched a bout and wondered if you have what it takes? Do you dream of playing roller derby?

Yes? Then this is for you!

Burning River Roller Girls is looking for women 18 years or older interested in learning the skills necessary to join the league. We will host three bootcamps over the next few months leading up to tryouts to become a Burning River Roller Girl!

BOOTCAMP 1

Sunday, April 22, 9:45 a.m. to noon
(Be geared up and ready to go at 10 a.m.)
Pla-Mor Skating Rink in Euclid, 22466 Shore Center Drive, Cleveland, OH

BOOTCAMP 2

Sunday, May 20, 7:45 p.m. to 10 p.m.
(Be geared up and ready to go at 8 p.m.)
Brunswick Skate Station, 1261 Industrial Pkwy N # 4  Brunswick, OH 44212

BOOTCAMP 3

Wednesday, June 13, 7:15 p.m. to 9:30 p.m.
(Be geared up and ready to go at 7:30 p.m.)
Pla-Mor Skating Rink in Euclid, 22466 Shore Center Drive, Cleveland, OH

DETAILS

Cost will be $10 for each session. You must bring a driver’s license or state ID with you.

Gear Required

Skaters must either purchase or make their own arrangements to borrow gear and skates. The usual brown rental rink skates will be available, but it’s highly recommended to have your own skates or borrow regular derby skates as they are quite a bit different. For more details on required gear, recommended brands, and locations to purchase gear, visit our website.

  • Quad skates
  • Hockey/Skateboard/Bicycle helmet
  • Knee pads
  • Elbow pads
  • Wrist guards
  • Mouth guard

At these bootcamps some of our coaches will demonstrate and have skaters practice the skills that will be tested during tryouts to become a Burning River Roller Girl.

Basic skating competency is required (if you still hold on to a wall while skating, this isn’t for you). This is NOT a skating lesson, and the skills demonstrated and practiced will be difficult to complete if attendees are unable to skate.

Still interested? Contact our recruiting director, Soul Eater, at recruiting@burningriverrollergirls.com so she can answer any of your questions and keep you updated on all the latest information about training to become a roller girl! Tryouts could be as early as July 1, so get on the list so you know when the date is set.

Are you a woman 18 or older?

Ever wonder what a roller derby practice is like? What kind of gear do you need? How do you get started? What kind of skills should you be working on to become a roller girl?

All these questions and more will be answered this Sunday, Dec. 4.

Women interested in more information about joining the Burning River Roller Girls are invited to watch our league practice Sunday morning. THIS IS ONLY TO WATCH, so no gear required. We cannot allow you to skate with us, sadly, as league practice is only available to league members that skate under our league insurance.

Recruiting Director Soul Eater will be there to answer all of your questions, explain drills, etc.

Who: Women interested in joining the Burning River Roller Girls
What: Recruitment Event: Watch a BRRG Practice
When: Sunday, Dec. 4, 10 a.m. – noon
Where: Pla-Mor Roller Rink, 22466 Shore Center Dr., Euclid, OH 44123

Check out more details on the Facebook event page.

Many of us got introduced to the league at events just like this one. You have to start somewhere! Join us this Sunday, and, who knows, it might be the beginning of something new and exciting in your life!

Can’t make it this Sunday? Make sure you get on our recruiting email list and get tons of great information about tryouts, recruitment events and how you can prepare. Email recruiting@burningriverrollergirls.com.